現在就成為 EmBA的會員吧! Get your EmBA membership today!
尷尬地翻譯如下 The following is translated Embarrassedly:
宗旨 / Mission Statement
本協會旨在提供網路世界中，因無法自我標 籤化（Self-Taglize）而錯亂並感到挫折(Orzistic)之網誌寫作者一依偎與幫助之空間，並鼓勵尷尬網誌寫作者不受尷尬之擾，持續寫作而 創立。希望藉由團體力量讓尷尬得以不輟，以期打造一個歡樂又尷尬的網誌寫作氛圍。
This Association aims to provide a space for bloggers in the Internet world, who are unable to Self-Taglize, and then confused and Orzistic(?), to support and help each other. It is setup to encourage Embarrassed Bloggers not to be disturbed by the Embarrassment they have, and to keep on their writings. It hopes to use a group power to ensure Embarrassment ever-lasting, in order to build up a happy and Embarrassed blogging atmosphere.
成為本 協會的成員資格非常簡單：無論是議題的尷尬，立場的尷尬、政治正確的尷尬，或是現實生活中的尷尬，當你不知道自己屬於哪門哪派時，你就具備加入本協會之資 格。要加入本協會，只需要在心裡思考尷尬的真諦，並且信仰並實踐你所相信的尷尬即可。如果願意領取貼紙一份放置於自己的網誌，那更是再好不過了。
It's very easy to become a qualified member of this association: No matter it's embarrassment on position, political correctness, or in real life, when you do not know which door or which pie you belong to, you are then qualified to join this association. In order to join this association, you just need to think the truth of Embarrassment in your heart, and to believe and to realize the Embarrassment that you have faith in. If you're willing to get a EmBA sticker and put it in your blog, it's just too good to be true.
協會會員需 1) 秉持尷尬的信念繼續寫作 2) 在身邊你所知的網誌寫作者會員質疑自我尷尬的信念時，以任何形式的行動表達你「尷尬的關懷」（囧的關懷）。 3) 以屬於自我尷尬認同內的方式，宣揚尷尬的網誌寫作價值。不求名揚四海、富貴加身，也不致隱姓埋名訂閱數零。
As a member you need to 1) Hold on to the faith of Embarrassment and keep on writing. 2) The blogging member around you have doubt on the faith of self-Embarrassment, make sure to act and express your "Care to Embarrassment" (囧 's care) in any format to them. 3) Use a way of self-Embarrassment that you agree to, promote the value of Embarrassed Blogging. It's not for fame, wealth, yet will not make you unknown or zero subscription to your blog.
協會格言 / Word of this associaiton
尷尬人做尷尬事。Embarrassed Person do Embarrassed Thing.
庫索莫‧明其米諾夫斯基 , 1979
by Kusomo Minchiminovsky, 1979
